The Wizard's Message

Gandalf from Lord of the Rings

DJ Hadoken "not the Exlamparaaghis version" has this to say:

I've written a ballad about the fateful day that the notorious wizard approached none other than Kewl Kat (A.K.A. Southern Cowboy) and gave him a message to deliver to the original DJ Hadoken.

It was one of the messages that would change the course of RIA history forever.

I've also RIA-fied it a bit to make it original content. Enjoy.

The Wizard's Message
Ballad lyrics written by DJ Hadoken 7

Hello there Cowboy
Will you come over here?
Will you take this message to your RIAfunk?

The bracelet of power must get to Mount Dread
But Frito is a bumbling idiot in his head

The RIA Army is powerful and cool
I think that they can make it in his stead

For I am the wizard mysterious and gray
And Central Dirt is going to fall either way

Unless the RIA Army arrives
And fights alongside our allies

Now Cowboy go and
Ride with the wind
And take this message to DJ Hadoken...


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