The Funk Mistress has this to say:
I have been absent from the internet this past week.
Why? No, I wasn't attacked by ninjas (again). I have been redoing my room. One thing I found out: I clearly do not dust enough.
Fans of the darker side of the internet: Did you know that if you search for pin-up images, you get DIRTY DEEDS?! Don't get me wrong, I am a fan of both, but there is a difference. A difference that Yahoo! Image Search is clearly unaware of.
I am not even gonna sugar-coat it folks: I have yet again failed to make a video.
Fans of the darker side of the internet: Did you know that if you search for pin-up images, you get DIRTY DEEDS?! Don't get me wrong, I am a fan of both, but there is a difference. A difference that Yahoo! Image Search is clearly unaware of.
I am not even gonna sugar-coat it folks: I have yet again failed to make a video.
Those things take less than a day to throw together and I still have not done it. I was going to appease everyone by showing you a video of me riding a little scooter, but I am such a jerk that I didn't even upload it yet.
I am sure once school starts and there is homework I should be doing, I will use the video to procrastinate. I would promise that I'd get it done SOMEDAY, but then I would just jinx us all out of ever getting one.
I can say that when I make the video it will be QUICK, because I already know what I'm going to do. Plus, once that's done, I am going to start working on my anti-Dracula propaganda films. Those should go relatively smoothly too, once I start them.
I'm going to be needing voice actors, though. If you want to do voice acting for me, just e-mail me, IM me on AIM, or post on the message board. The latter two are probably the best options. There is NO criteria for getting accepted. Pretty much anyone who volunteers will be used.
Unrelated and wildly off topic: has anyone seen Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest yet? Make damn sure you pee before you go in, because it is three crappin' hours long.
Unrelated and wildly off topic: has anyone seen Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest yet? Make damn sure you pee before you go in, because it is three crappin' hours long.
I had to go before we even got to the theater and then I went and drank a bottle of water that I was stupid enough to pay $3 for. Bad idea.
Fun fact: I do not leave a movie to pee because if I pay $9 to see a film, I am damn well gonna see that film.
If you ever take The Funk Mistress to a movie, the most affection you are gonna get is, I'll hold your hand real hard because I am not missing a scene to make out with you. Get your kissing in during the previews. And I do not make out in the line because that is classless.
Okay folks. Let's bring things back to the matter at hand: my failure to make the video.
Okay folks. Let's bring things back to the matter at hand: my failure to make the video.
Here is the second reason I have done nothing RIA-related as of late: Who Wants to Be a Superhero?
The Sci-Fi Channel reality show hosted by Stan Lee. Iron Enforcer is pretty much the coolest badass ever. Ever. Well, cooler than me? That remains to be seen. But he is close. Also, I <3 Fat Momma.
Okay. I am running away from the computer because I still have more crap to haul back into my room before I go to the gym. But before I go, the most important part of the post is that we have a RIA birthday.
The Sci-Fi Channel reality show hosted by Stan Lee. Iron Enforcer is pretty much the coolest badass ever. Ever. Well, cooler than me? That remains to be seen. But he is close. Also, I <3 Fat Momma.
Okay. I am running away from the computer because I still have more crap to haul back into my room before I go to the gym. But before I go, the most important part of the post is that we have a RIA birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TORNADOCHASER!
Enjoy your delicious, homemade orange cupcakes!
oranges = vitamin c = no scurvy!
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