The Funk Mistress has this to say:
It has been nearly TWO MONTHS since my last update and NO ONE even cared to ask what happened.
What if I was lying dead in a ditch somewhere?
What if rabid weasels had come upon me in the night and EATEN me alive?
Worse yet, what if I had been attacked by ninjas again???
Mind you, all of these tragedies are things that any Funk Mistress worth her weight in Funk is well equipped to handle.
But a little sympathy would have been nice.
Heartbreakers.
Tangent
While I was butting the line (because I am an adult and with great power comes little regard for children and the less powerful) I noticed a kid staring very intently at me.
At the chestial region. With his mouth open a little. And his eyes kinda wide.
I didn't get it until I walked by a window and noticed my reflection... Cleavage!
Little dirty deed loving 5th grader.
STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBIES!
THEY ARE NOT OUT FOR YOU!
THEY ARE OUT FOR PEOPLE AGED 20+ (like Tony Curran).
Real News
One is a new music video.
The other is a film, though I have NO CLUE how I am going to film it since I refuse to use other people's equipment or let anyone help me.
I have a few ideas though.
In any case, it will have ACTION! DRAMA! COMEDY! and even some ROMANCE!
It will be a ActiDramaComeMance!
Hooray!
Top Comments
Luke Skywalker comments with this:
I care! 
The Funk Mistress responds back:
I wish I could be all like "I am your father," but I don't have a penis in any sense of the word.
Woe is me.
nice site!!! says:
i luv your fein site
HEHE... I care too

The Funk Mistress responds back:
Oh man!
Two people who I suspect are fans we've never met before.
The Funk Mistress is wicked stoked.
My entire Sunday has been brightened.
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