DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) has this to say:
Another thing I’ve been thinking about is pandas.
Everybody loves pandas. They’re so cute and people can’t get enough of them.
As true as that may be, I bet it hasn’t occurred to you that pandas are nothing more than the bastard offspring of a very unlikely couple.
One day, a bear was walking around looking for some action when it ran into a penguin that had wandered a very long way from its home. The penguin realized that this was its big chance to be happy.
You see, the penguin had a long history of abusive boyfriends and this bear seemed to be different. They eventually ended up quite happy together and had many children.
Needless to say, the mating process was a bit uncomfortable for the penguin but they did not care and kept having cubs.
The happy couple eventually died and left us with a small community of pandas.
Obviously the pandas we have now are descendants of those first few pandas. Which, if you haven’t figured it out already, it means they are horribly inbred.
Pandas are inbred freaks. Now you know.
Think about it. It makes perfect sense.
Go to the zoo and steal a penguin and put it in the bear pen.
You’ll see.
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