Meta-Guy the “Love Machine” has something to say:
My creator has kept me cryogenically frozen for the past few months now. Ever since I accidentally caused a few explosions over in um... a foreign country.
So I guess you could say I’m kinda to blame for all this “war” you all keep talking about.
My gears are a bit stiff so I’ll have to move around a bit and do some damage before I regain full mobility and function.
Now that that’s out of the way...
HAPPY FREAKIN’ VALENTINES, LOSERS!
Ahem... My creator has fixed up The Funk quite nicely here and he hopes that he’ll never have to do it again. Although he would do it if he had to, anyways.
For the record, December had only one post. Yes, only one.
My creator has been brooding something for quite some time now and he says he’ll finally UNVEIL his ultra-secret project. Whichever that may be. And hope it doesn’t blow up in his face..... like me.
He reassures me that all of you will love this.
Hmm, maybe it WILL be something worthwhile, hmm?
Well, I must get going now.
It seems that Iron Chef starts in two hours and I need to do my rituals before I root for Morimoto, the “King of Neo-Japanese Cooking”.
And I have laser eyes.
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