Halloween is scaaaary! Boo!

The movie poster for the 2002 release of The Ring.

DJ Benvenuto the "Bumtastic" Raccoon has this to say:

There are no Miami SpeedStars. We are the Sexy Night Boys. And as for the name of the Night Kids, DON’T DISGRACE NAKAZATO!!!@#!@!#!@#

I shall defeat you, DJ HADOKEN. I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!

No party for me in government class... oh well.

I’m tired. I only slept about an hour or two last night. I cut my hand too. Don’t jump off of balconies, kids. I think I’ll go to the local arcade tonight. That is, if I don’t pass out first. I have to defeat AKINAAAAA!!

Ah, Water-Bra just walked into the library... she scares me.

Boy, I sure am bored.

We saw the movie I-Spy last night. Luckily it was free, otherwise it wouldn’t have been worth my 7 dollars. All that crazy deceptively demotic banter got to me. The movie had its moments, but there just weren’t enough of those so-called moments.

As for Jackass: The Movie, I don’t care what anyone else says, that movie is hilarious. Not for the squeamish or easily offended, though.

Must see The Ring!! AHHHHHH!!

Imagine if a person drank a bottle of Octane Booster and then ate a match (lit, of course). It would be like that old Looney Tunes cartoon with Daffy Duck as a magician. Yep. Indeed it would.

I wonder how much longer I’m gonna babble. I hate my English teacher. She is such a lamester, like just about everyone else in that class. They are all the definition of lamester.

I need Alka-Seltzer. I need to do some whirling gyrations somewhere soon.

I also need to cut my hair. I’m starting to look like a total bum. Soon I shall cut it, but, but, not yet...


Halloween is scaaaary! Boo! DJ Hadoken should dress up as a stereotype for Halloween and insult people’s culture. Or maybe he should just party... like party boy.


Damn, I forgot how lame Code Red was. Next Code Red I’m gonna scream like a banshee...

And my RIA shirt smells...

I guess I shouldn’t have assumed it was clean.


=^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^=




Buy Me a Coffee