This whole thing is rather poopilicious

DJ Benvenuto the "bad bad" Raccoon has this to say:

First, I have to wipe all the dirt, dust, pleasurable explosion and other garbage that has piled up on top of the website in this time of inactivity.

I sincerely apologize to everyone for not doing anything for... several months. I won’t bore you with stupid excuses. Point is, I’m lazy and... my computer sucks... OK.. OK, there’s just one excuse.

Now, I must admit at the moment I have nothing to update the site with. Sure I could just put up some crappy half-assed pictures of myself, but that would suck. Sure I could rip off all my clothes and take pictures of myself with my crappy webcam, but let’s not turn this site into a dirty deed website... quite yet that is.

So many things have happened in this time of inactivity... so many things that have gone unchronicled. It’s really quite sad. However, I think that I can turn things around. Now I just need to think of what to work on for the site. Hopefully, with a little effort, this site can be bumped back up to a rank of “moderately lazy” compared to “horrendously lazy.”

Now that I’ve set that straight. I’m an “adult”... I’m not sure whether I should be sad or happy. It’s like entering my own little midlife crisis. Midlife... well maybe not... hell, who knows... ah crap...

DEPRESSION ALERT

I never got to bear-hug anybody... it’s too late now... I’ll be tried as an adult... I can smoke... but that sucks... I can vote... yay?

Ah... this whole thing is rather poopilicious. Hmmm... who would’ve thought an “adult” would ever use that word. Oh well... I’m sure there’s a bright side somewhere. I’ll just have to keep looking.

I’m so old... ok... ok... deep breath.

WOOOOOOO!

I’m ok. Hmmm... this really isn’t the place... Damn, you know, I type in such horrible fragments. OH well, back to crazy antics and cheesy puns and more weird things.

IF ONLY I HAD THE POTATO CANNON!!!!

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