Creepy Talk Show Hosts
Song Lyrics
Written by DJ Wang
(Today’s Topic)
Widows that lost a loved one in a brutal disaster,
forever scarring them mentally.
forever scarring them mentally.
(Guest)
Some bulls in Spain trampled my husband and
then some kids sliced him up and
sold him at the market!
then some kids sliced him up and
sold him at the market!
(Talk Show Host #1)
Yeah... that’s really depressing...
Why don’t you come over here..?
Why don’t you come over here..?
Music Starts
I got my own show and look really cool
All my pathetic guests I play for a fool
Fifteen, Twenty, Thirty, it doesn’t matter in the end
I’ll say anything to hold them, to be their friend
“Get your hands off my wife!” I always hear
“Hey! Calm down buddy, I’ll get you a beer.”
The love, the money, it’s all about power
Day after day I take a honey in the shower
All those little lamesters
I’ll give them all my liquid dirty deedsters
I’ll touch your boobies and the rest of your body
Why?
Because I love a lamester hottie hottie hottie!
Because I love a lamester hottie hottie hottie!
*I’m so naughty*
When I’m done with you my pants will be damp
Then it’s time to send you to camp
Boot camp that is...
If I’m not bad enough I got an imposing figure
Guess what he’s a big bad dude
SCARY MAN
SCARY MAN
I slam ’em with my meaty pole
When I’m done I shout out
GOAL!!!
GOAL!!!
Music Ends
(Talk Show Host #1)
Well, this is the end of our show.
Until next time, take care of yourselves
and each other.
Until next time, take care of yourselves
and each other.
(Talk Show Host #2)
Hey that’s my line!
(Talk Show Host #1)
I thought I locked you up in your room!
(Talk Show Host #2)
You did. But this amazing lad
smashed open the wall and let me out.
smashed open the wall and let me out.
(Extremely Special Man)
BLAHH, you touch me in special space...
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