Honk if you're a LAMESTER!



A photo of some armed and ragged-looking people, standing around a beaten up car.

DJ Benvenuto the.... animal that usually has rabies has this to say:

Well, I’ve got a lot to say, so hear me out here.

My story starts on Friday, when we were walking to DJ Hadoken’s house.

We found a sign saying, quote:

“YOUS A HOE! HOE!”

I picked it up, finding it quite amusing. We walked. I waved the sign around. And then we got the idea to write something on the other side.

So I got out a marker and wrote:

“Honk if you’re a LAMESTER!”

Now, we were just having fun. I didn’t mean to offend anyone. I just wanted to see if anyone would honk. Besides, we were bored.

We walked. I waved the sign. Walked. Waved. I got no response.

Finally, we got about a block away from the church we plan on taking over when I waved the sign at these SWEATY GARDENERS / SERIAL DASTARDLY DEEDER (no offense to gardeners but that’s what these guys looked like) that were passing by in some sort of machine which I assume they called a car.

They stopped and one of them mumbled something. I suppose he either asked what the sign said or said “I’m gonna dastardly deed you” or something.

We readied our rings of power for some hardcore battlin’, and I think DJ Skittles and DJ Hadoken had some rocks, too.

Then, that Sweaty Gardener mumbled some other doo-doo and ordered his driver to leave, I suppose, and they were off.

DJ Hadoken threw a rock at their CAR MONSTROCITY, but since he throws like a lamester, he missed horribly.

Well, I must go to this thing they call “Night School” but I call it “Massive Rampage Slack Class”.

I’ll see if I finish this later.


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