DJ Benvenuto "The Weight Lifting" Raccoon has this to say:
RIA might as well be backwards for lazy ’cuz I know that’s what we darn well are. I wish we had an excuse, but we don’t. It’s a sad thing... really. And the message board has been sort of quiet, too.
I propose RIA gets off their rear-ends and does something about it.
Well, DJ Hadoken and I have been working on the RIA Rangers adventure and it’s almost done. Unfortunately, Ultimo II died on him, so he is limited until he gets it fixed. That means when I have some spare time, I’ll finish it.
Like I said on the board, I will talk about night school... or perhaps... well, I’m just gonna start.
DJ Hadoken takes American History in night school, which isn’t really supposed to be a slack class. But it’s night school, so it is. I take weight training, because I need the P.E. credit. Weight training is supposed to be slack and it is, but sadly, I think I could learn more American History in that class than DJ Hadoken ever will. “Braveheart”... ’nuff said.
Now I have no gripes with my weight training being so slack, but it seems that night school itself is a magnet for all the ghetto, substance abusing, DDL’s (Dirty Deed Lovers, male or female) in the area. It’s like they all agreed with each other to go together.
The other night, DJ Fuji and I got asked for a “bowl” and we answered that we didn’t have one (because we weren’t even familiar with this odd “in-the-know” term). After we said no, the lamester asked us if we smoked and that’s when we realized we were being asked for some sort of substance abuse related item.
You know things are bad when they don’t offer drugs anymore but ask you for them.
On another occasion, which DJ Hadoken did mention, some guy had brought his “bong” to Driver’s Ed. And some other female bragged about smoking “10 blunts”. I’m sure there were other instances, but heck, I forget. Now that the substance abuse problem has been exposed, let’s take a look at the “dirty deeds.”
DDL’s, DDL’s everywhere. I know plenty of females that are really nice people and attractive and they are not DDL’s. Unfortunately, 95% of females have chosen to be DDL’s and of that percentage, about 90% of them have chosen to go to night school.
DJ Fuji and I had a rather nasty encounter with one of them last Thursday. It was during break time and we were on our way to our bench we fought so hard for back in the days of the Bench Wars, when what do we see, but some female mounted on some guy on top of our bench.
So I told DJ Fuji, “let’s sit on the bench next to them” and so we did. She got mad at us for sitting there and started screaming something along the lines of, “We wanted to do the dirty deeds. How rude!” Then they left to that guy’s car, I believe.
Later that same night, as were running on the track, yet another female was halfway down the track straddling some guy sitting on the floor. Really... it gets to a point where you just start to think, “I know night school is synonymous with slack, but I think I’ll get dastardly deeded if I see another doped up DDL.”
What’s wrong with kids these days... really?
If you’re still reading, I’m glad. I know it’s quite long, but well, The Funk needed it.
I’ll try to give some CPR to this nearly dead site, but that is if I can get some extra time and determination. My scanner is doo-doo right now, so I can’t put up the DDR tournament pictures and I haven’t even gotten the Busch Gardens pictures developed yet, so don’t even mention that.
Remember, if you have any funny pictures, send them in. But try to keep them reasonably clean, like always.
And I’m out of things to say. So yeah, I ranted and let you know what’s down.
See you on the underground.
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