SIX FRIGGEN MONTHS!



A photo of the number 6 painted on concrete.

The Funk Mistress has this to say:

MAN!

I have been watching from the shadows, checking this site in between episodes of Doctor Who and trips to dirty deed enjoyment providers, waiting patiently to see when someone would care enough to update again.

Six months.

SIX FRIGGEN MONTHS!

(I would use cuss words, but that is not ladylike. Actually, that doesn't typically deter me from cussing, but what if children read this site? Actually, that doesn't deter me either. But DJ Hadoken frowns on cussing, and I do not like to upset him. He is delicate and breaks easily.)

Anyway, where was I? Oh that's right...

SIX FRIGGEN MONTHS!

Honestly, I have nothing to say. I never do, so that's no real surprise.

But I would not be able to live with myself if there were fans out there who thought that RIA had been torn apart by fame and fortune. So I have decided that within the next few days I will try and make a video to show what RIA has been up to for the past few months.

Get ready for pancake images and possibly explosions. Hopefully, I will actually come through this time, as I know I have promised videos at least TWICE in the past year and not delivered. I used to be able to blame that on school or work, but since I no longer need concern myself with either, I am running out of excuses.

For the record, DJ Benvenuto never felt the need to make me the one song I have requested. So this video will not be set to the dulcet tones of "Aural Dirty Deeds" (or as I like to call it, "The Song that Never Was"), but I will try to find something suitable as a second-rate replacement.

Just know this: whatever video I do make will not be as good as it could be, because DJ Benvenuto never came through. DJ Benvenuto has failed us all.

Thanks for nothing, you crazy-haired lamester.


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