Save Da ’Net
Song Lyrics
Written by Zath
This subject is very important to me
You know
And I’m sure it’s important to you too
Check it!
I’ve invented da space elevator
Now da equator’s full of haters
Yo, what da fsck?
I ran out of luck
I got stuck in da ruckus
And now congress is tryin’ to fsck us
With da same old fluff
I’m all for liberty
But ya’ll have to see
Da true face of reality
Da corporations try to handle me
Step two
I’m slowly
Regainin’ my composure
And I’m da composer and I’m comin’ closer
You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout?
What’s everyone yellin’ out?
What’s everyone yellin’ out?
It’s net neutrality, net neutrality, net neutrality
Lamester, I’m serious
These corporations are delirious
We need Oprah savin’ us
Save us, dude!
Save us, save us!
You can’t?
Then summon Chuck Norris
Eat half da world’s rainforest
Ask Boris for a florist and I’ll be goin’ out with Deloris
’Cause I won’t be on da ’net
You better bet that I’m set
To regret my buyin’ that corset
You stupid shet, I’ll bleed to death
Before I give up da ’net to those home-wrecks and da chumlettes
I’ll call Bobba Fett and he’ll get those jets filled with ammonium
hyperventilatin’
Monster’s pets
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’ll blow up your bumhole with my tow’missle
You’re pendin’ for an immediate dismissal
You stupid dismal, alien pisto’
Send you back, make you histo’
I’ll kidnap yo’ sisto’
Tell on you to Misto’
Shut down Cisco
Save us, Mr. Dangerous
Don’t cuss
You’re a social connoisseur
So get them in da rear
With your words of appeal
Please don’t steal quotes from da easily offended
’cause they gonna set da bomb
Please be alarmed
I’m comin’ unarmed, with only leg and arm
I’m goin’ to da farm
Where white collars graze without bein’ harmed
But not for long
A punch to da gong and I’m gone
And I’m endin’ this song
I’m endin’ this song
So save us, save us, please Tom Clancy
Don’t be fancy, they’re all just pansies
So save us, Nancy, save us please!
I’m on my knees, I’m on my knees!
Please!
Top Reviews
Reviewed by DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis:
Oh man, time to start a rap battle.. Where is Kewl Kat?
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