Laser Sword or Flame Sword?



A black and white photo of a person wearing a ninja suit, whose eyes and eyebrows are visible, using both hands to steadily point a sword towards the camera.

DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis has this to say:

A laser sword or a flame sword. Which is better and why?


Top Comments


Zath comments:
Laser sword. Because, depending on the power, it can be a long-range weapon. ALTHOUGH, you might cut yourself with it, if you’re not careful. (But you can hurt yourself with a flame sword, too.)

Wait, can the flame sword shoot flames?


DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis responds:
That’s right, the laser sword can shoot lasers and the flame sword can shoot flames.


DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis comments:
I would choose a laser sword because it would make me feel mightier than if I used a flame sword.

I can feel my spirit burning as I grip my laser sword.


The Funk Mistress comments:
I would just use my cosmos.

But really, I think that a “sword sword” is best of all. A “sword sword” is a sword that has lots of other swords branching off of it. It is very unwieldy, so it takes years of practice to master. But golly gee, if it isn’t deadly in the hands of a master “sword swordsman”.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
You are so great. You said cosmos (which is a “Saint Seiya” reference).

I burn my cosmos and I have awakened my seventh sense.

A true saint would not use such weapons. However, I’d go with laser sword if I had to choose. Even the hottest flames wouldn’t stand up to the instant slicing power of a laser sword. Plus, the heat that would surround the flame sword would make it unusable when it is at its maximum.

Unless, you had Diabolik’s special suit. Then it would be a whole different matter.


The Funk Mistress comments:
Diabolik is from one of Italy’s most well-known (and noir) fumetti (comics)...

“Fumetti” is Italian for “little puff of smoke”.

“Diabolik” is Italian for spelling “diabolic” incorrectly.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:

WITH THIS SUIT I CAN GO THROUGH THE CORE OF THE SUN

DIABOLIK!!!!!!!!!!!


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