Veggies
Song & Lyrics
Lyrics are original by
Kewl Kat.
The beat is a midi version of Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode”.
Stay away from vegetables.
Lyrics
Yo!
Vegetables are the evil of society
Don’t eat veggies though
Cuz if you eat ‘em
The western society will crumble as we know it
Carrots are bad
Carrots are what’s made by communists
Cabbages are doo-doo from a different country
So that ain’t good
Yo, yo
The bananas contain something unexpected
So if you eat ‘em
You’ll become a lamester in a minute
Yo, yo
Veggies are made by the funkin’ communist society
I don’t know which ones are veggies or which are fruits
But yo, don’t eat none of that
Cuz yo
The funking communists will brainwash your mind
They brainwashed mine with the carrot
And they’ll brainwash yours with the cabbage
Yo
Cuz the communists only got one plan
To take over the mother funkin’ world
But I’m the mother funking Southern Cowboy
I ain’t gonna let them mother funking take over
Yo
Cuz I know how I do it
I represent for the mother funking free world
And I scream
Funk the communists!
Funk everybody!
Funk the RIA Army!
Funk me!
Funk everybody else!
Because it’s only the Kewl mother funking Kat
And his mother funking mic, ruling!
Cuz that’s how I do it
24-7 up in here
Kewl Kat and the mother funking mics
That’s how I do it, 24-7
Kewl Kat
Yo! Yo!
Kewl Kat bring it!
Yo!
Here I come! Here I come!
I bring the power, I bring the noise
Cuz without me the party ain’t no fun
Cuz I’m the Kewl to the mother funking Kat
I get on the mic and I rhyme like a rumble
When I get on the mic all the buildings crumble
Cuz it’s crime for me rappin’
Cuz I let everybody down
Cuz everybody can’t compete with me
Cuz I’m fastest! Rapping!
Fastest rapping than anybody else you ever met
Cuz they call me the Kewl to the mother funking Kat
Yo! Yo, yo, yo!
Southern Cowboy, do it!
Yo, they call me the Southern Cowboy
BAAAH!
THEY CALL ME THE SOUTHERN COWBOY!
AND I’LL #### YOU!
You don’t mess with me!
You don’t mess with my homies!
Cuz I’m the Kewl... Southern Cowboy
I’m the southern!
And I’m proud to be from the SOUTH!
I’m Southern Cowboy!
I carry a machete
And I carry a sable
I don’t carry no ####
I’ll fight you like Cain and Abel!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
I ride in a pickup truck
Not like the mother funking Kewl Kat
That he rides in a Bentley
I ride in a truck
And I’m redneck
And I drink beer like ain’t crazy
Yo!
So represent it!
Represent it southern states! 24-7!
Up in here! Up in here!
Kewl Kat and Southern Cowboy foreva’!
We’re the same mother funkers
So don’t laugh!
Yo, yo
Bowling Green! Money in Birmingham! Montgomery!
Panama City! Yo, Gainesville! Savannah!
Alamo! Charlestown! Charlotte!
We love you! 24-7!
Southern states! Southern Cowboy!
The RIA Army! Ohio Poss!
Peace mother funkers!
Lyrics by
Kewl Kat
(a.k.a. Southern Cowboy)
(a.k.a. Southern Cowboy)
Sung by
Kewl Kat
Special Thanks
DJ Hadoken, DJ Firestarter
Beat Credits
A midi version of Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode”.
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