The milk is sleeping



A close-up photo of an open refrigerator that is dimly lit and full of food, with two large milk jugs inside of it.

DJ Firestarter has this to say:

AHH!!

Well, I guess waking up at 5:30 AM isn’t that bad. I started college today, it was pretty good. There were barely any people and my classes seem easy.

Overall, I give my first day of school a B. Why a B? Didn’t go great? Well, there were no shenanigans or a shadowy ninja, that’s why.

Here are a few things DJ Hadoken can do to freak out his new roommates:

1. In the shower, scream “LAMESTER BEGIN!! LAMESTER BEGIN” until you get out of the shower.

2. Tell them you’re Spider-Man and you have a Special Ring that lets you talk with your special friends.

3. In the kitchen, get naked, cover yourself with milk and cereal. Say it’s good for your skin.

4. Fill a gallon of milk with chlorine and tell them that the milk is sleeping. And that they should never drink it.

Well, I’m out of ideas.... Later!!


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