DJ Benvenuto "Super Eurobeat Lovin" Raccoon has this to say:
Well, once again, I bring you nothing.
But I must say that DJ Skittles has been doing a good job updating with his crazy pictures. We are moving ahead slowly but surely. I may not have pictures, but I have a few stories, including something I have to get off my chest regarding people’s stupidity.
Last week on Monday, Super Fly the Wise Guy, DJ Fuji and I went to play Jiggy Pool. Nothing too special, but I just felt I needed to mention Jiggy Pool, an insane variation of pool in which there are no winners. To explain the details of it would be tedious and perhaps even shocking, but, put simply, it is pool with more lenient rules and more fun. Something you must remember is that Will Smith always wins.
After playing Jiggy Pool, we ended up buying soda. Not to drink though. To blow up.
This is another one of our frequent practices that originated in school when I threw a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi Cola like a football and it shot off like a rocket. Then we got the idea that, "One may be fun, but twenty one is even more fun." So, whenever the need hits, we go to Publix and buy 21 or so bottles of the cheapest soda, head to a park and throw them around till they blow.
Last Monday was such an occasion. However, it was 11 PM at The Big Public Park and there were cops around. So we had already blown up about 15 bottles when a cop car passes by and he... totally ignores us. Just goes to show you, people really don’t care anymore. Or maybe, he was on his way to some sort of dastardly deeding that had just happened... who knows?
So, we kept on throwing the bottles and then I got the idea to blow up some fireworks I happened to have in my car. When only the last bottle was left, we blew the fireworks up, hoping to make the last bottle explode as well, but it didn’t work.
And then we got the hell out because cops were around and some of those fireworks sounded like gunshots. Of course, we cleaned up after ourselves, except for that last bottle that didn’t blow. But there was a jogger heading towards us, so I’ll just assume he drank it and then got arrested for dastardly deeding... or something like that.
Well, now onto my little rant section.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT READING THIS...
NO, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT READING THIS.
BUT I DON’T CARE!
I’M GOING TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY!
YES, YOU! NO, DON’T GO AWAY!
LIKE YOU DID ON FRIDAY!
COME BACK HERE IN THAT WHITE MINIVAN OF YOURS!
I’M GONNA DASTARDLY DEED YOU!
IT’S BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT I LOSE FAITH IN
HUMANITY!
IF I HAD A LIST OF PEOPLE THAT SHOULD HAVE "BAD" THINGS
HAPPEN TO THEM...
YOU WOULD BE THERE!
HOWEVER, MY LIST WOULD PROBABLY BE FULL SO...
I’D START A NEW SHEET.
NOW, TO ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE,
LOOK BACK BEFORE YOU BACK OUT OF A PARKING SPOT...
OR ANYWHERE!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Woo.
That was relieving.
Since none of you know what happened, I shall explain.
I had gone to see Reign of Fire, which turned out to be better than I expected... and as I was leaving, a white minivan was backing out and I stopped, so as to... well, how should I put this..? NOT CRASH!
The white minivan continued to back up... far more than necessary, so I started to honk my horn, but they must have interpreted the honking as, "Keep going. I don’t care what happens!" So they not only kept going, but sped up.
I couldn’t do anything. So the white minivan bumps into my front "bumper" and I got out into the rain and inspected the damage. Nothing noticeable, so I didn’t run after them.
Stupid people... really, if you do something like that, at least have the decency to stop and see what the hell you did.
I could’ve easily cut through the parked cars and drop-kicked the door or window of the mysterious white minivan. But I’m not a violent person. However, if that car would have actually caused damage, I probably would have done that.
Well, if you see white minivans, watch out when they back out and remember to resist the temptation to shout lamester at them and doo-doo on the hood.
Don’t be a foolio check yo’ rear before you back outio.
See, it rhymes.
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