Hello, my name is DJ Hadoken.
I represent a group (more like, an air band) called Ria. We understand that you and your family are in a state of financial distress.
We desire to help you, however, unfortunately, we do not have anywhere near the funds adequate to meet the minimum bid of $200,000.00. At most we have about $40.79.
We are a group of five buddies who live in Miami, Florida. We may be able to help raise money for your granddaughter. We have no idea how much this would be, as none of us are “rich”. But we will do what we can.
It is clear that she only needs money to support herself and we are willing to try our best to help.
In exchange, we’d like to name the baby the following:
Http://www.geocities.com/riafunk/thisisnotpartoftheactualwebsiteclickthebigrialogoatthebottom
Yes, we understand that the name is outrageously long, but we believe that that is the only way for us to give a child a name that will both give it attention, as well as give attention to us.
Contact us on our message board if you have any questions.
If you would like to learn more about us, go to: http://www.geocities.com/riafunk/
Remember to click the big RIA logo at the bottom.
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