DJ Wang the master of the Atomic Cat Slam has this to say:
Back in business class right now. One of the lamesters has a black eye this morning. It’s kind of hard to notice, seeing how mondo bogus lamesters are. The business teacher is going on about how he used to take karate or something and he quit because he got pounded on too much. He said he got too many black eyes and that they show up like a neon sign in a red-light district. He probably just walks through bad neighborhoods and gets robbed by old weight lifting women or something... excuses excuses...
Well, RIA plus some of DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon’s crew went to perform at DDR. We got some big crowds going with DJ Hadoken and DJ Benvenuto’s routine with kicks and all. Although I’m more of a technical dancer, I’m adding in tricks and memorizing more steps.
DJ Benvenuto’s friends did dance rather well. We even made a movie. More than likely the GameWorks lamester squad probably wouldn’t want us to make a movie. We would probably get famous and they would be poor and stuff.
We hogged the machine like we usually do- scan in like 10 credits at a time and lasts us a good hour. It works well. But this mother says that she has waited like two hours for us to get off the machine so that her daughters could try it. We didn’t mind. They didn’t have any rhythm and they kept looking away from the screen. So they wasted 48 credits. Joke’s on them. We reign victorious.
So far, no stranger wanted to “discover” us like they did to Hadoken and Benvenuto... Boom boom boom, do the pelvic thrust, Do It All Night, Boys, So Many Men, Oh Nick Not So Quick... After that everything seems kind of like a blur.
We spent about an hour and a half looking at basic questions in business. What a waste of my day. But the school year’s almost over... and that means that RIA can be more website project oriented. We have big plans in the works as of now.
And as of now, we have four RIA style attacks: the crab, rib yank, knee punch, and the raccoon bite. If you need a demonstration on how one of these attacks work, ask one of the DJ’s and we’ll show you... we’ll show you real good.
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