DJ Wang the wage slave has something to say:
I went to work yesterday. In case you are wondering what I do, I’m a gofer. Go for this, go for that.
Actually I work like a damn dog.
DJ Wang! Go fetch me some ice! Go fetch me my food!
I work at a restaurant and it is annoying. I’m trying to do my job but all of these people are standing in my way. So when I ask them nicely and they don’t move, I have two options. Either call "Bear-Hug"-mon or go HULK SMASH on them.
HULK SMASH is an omni-word, meaning it can be many things. A name, a verb, or an adjective.
When I decide to go HULK SMASH on them I run through them like a laxative.
I don’t have time for this people. I don’t have time for a lot of things.
And on top of that there are people that can’t make up their mind on what they want. So I repeat the specials: Chicken Cordon Bleu, Beef Wellington, Smoked Salmon, also I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach!
Well, on the bright side I had some big shots (if you live in Miami) come in last night. They are Native Americans that own a casino, big surprise... but anyway they had green beer. I don’t trust anything that is green when it should be another color.
Meat is reddish. When it’s green it means bad. When a wound is any color but red then you got an infection, which is also bad.
Beer is yellow. Making it green makes me kind of nervous.
Well, farewell.
I got to go back to my planet now.
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