DJ Benvenuto th..... you know the rest has this to say:
Well I don’t have much to say but if I do end up saying a lot I apologize.
First and foremost, let’s have a minor update on the Bench Wars.
On Monday morning we were in possession of The Ghetto Rockers’s bench but along came the GHETTO PUNKS (after disappearing for a few days?) and we let them take the bench.
When The Ghetto Rockers saw that The Ghetto Punks got the bench they were infuriated. They waited and waited for The Ghetto Punks to leave but it was to no avail.
So lunchtime came and The Ghetto Rockers had to STAND UP AND EAT!!!
Ha! I remember those days when we had to stand up and eat. We were savages back then. No bench and no Ancients. NOMADS, I SAY, NOMADS!!!
Now I see them and realize how far we have come. We have gone from eating standing up to getting a bench and conquering an entire chunk of land.
Now they are the savages and we are the people from the future with the shiny full body metallic suits, cool jetpacks, German punk band glasses, and wonderful, wonderful vomit guns.
And today The Ghetto Rockers staked out the bench again but some of The Ghetto Punks were doing the dirty deeds on it so they had to eat standing up again! HA!
We’re still not sure what the next move in the Bench Wars will be but it’ll probably be big!
In further news, RIA will be recording some more this Friday and I personally have a score to settle with U L T I M O.
I officially challenge him to a battle of the rhymes!! Yes. You heard me right U L T I M O. I’m comin’ after ya’ we rappin’ and we be rollin’ come this Friday!!
Don’t worry we’ll record it just for you guys.
Now one last thing before I run off into the night.
YOU’RE FIRED GUY (THE MANAGER)!!!!
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You’re rehired.
See, that’s how much power we have over you!
HA! One more last thing, I just remembered that I submitted our site to be featured on a certain website and the guy there had the nerve to say, “I don’t link to band sites”.
YEAH WELL I SAY:
“INUNDATE HIS MAILBOX WITH LINKS TO OUR SITE!!!!”
So remember, if you see Pretty Boy punch him in the stomach!
But don’t blame RIA!
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