What about the guy you lobotomized?



A close-up photo of a rotary dial black telephone sitting on top of a marble countertop.

DJ Hadoken has this to say:

Been awhile since an update, eh?

Well, I’ve been doing things for school. But who cares about my personal life, right? You all are just greedy and want me to give you all goodies and stuff. Which is not a bad thing. But I’ve also been secretly hoping that someone else would be updating this site.. but noooo.. it’s just me, again.

Well, I’m updating because the undisputed champ of the one-liner, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has become governor of California. Yes, the new term seems to be “the governator”. Yes.... we indeed live in a great world.

Why do people complain? Why are they upset that Arnold won? Why wouldn’t you want Arnold Schwarzenegger to be governor? Geez.. everyone is so whiney, “Waaah waah Arnold has never done politics before, waah waah Arnold is a lamester.”

Suck it, lamesters. Stop whining. Because he is the governator and WHO ARE YOU? He was probably doing you a favor by talking to your mother. So could you get her on the phone, please? Where is she?

What do you want? Whatever your name is, get ready for a big surprise. NO DEAL. So shut up! Talk to the hand. YES! Let’s do it. Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Good, now we’re having fun. Nice to meet you. How much is that? What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund? You know you’re lying. You lack discipline.


STOP IT!


My final thought is that now the world of Arnold prank calls will have a greater meaning.

That’s my pointless update.


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