Mario Party 2 (1999) Review



The U.S. package artwork of Nintendo’s "Mario Party 2" for the Nintendo 64, featuring Mario (wearing a cowboy hat), Luigi (in a space suit), Yoshi (wearing a pirate hat), Princess Peach (dressed like an explorer), and other characters from the game. There is a caption at the bottom that reads, "Get the place jumping!"

DJ Wang the something something... wish I had a longer name like the Raccoon has this to communicate:

Yeah I know, I know... updates, updates, who has the updates...?

Seriously kiddies it’s coming. It’s going to come in a burst so big you will cream your pants just at the thought of it... It’s crazy...

Since I haven’t been around I’ll regale you with a tale of a place far, far... well not really far. It’s the Target down the street. Yes, I go to Target.

Anyways, I was getting some stuff. A couple shirts and some pants but I had plenty of time left... so where does any guy go when he has extra time in a place like Target / Walmart / Kmart / something ending in -mart? The Plant Nursery? No.

I headed over to the Plant Nursery... haha, not really, I went to the electronics section.

Man... Target has some ghetto-fied electronics section. $150 for a used graphing calculator that was wrapped up in plastic wrap. With no manual!

HOW CAN YOU USE A GRAPHING CALCULATOR WITHOUT A MANUAL?!?!?!

All I know about those graphing calculators is that you can draw pictures on it...

BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE A MANUAL!

Well enough of the calculator... I wandered over to the PlayStation console with the demo disc from like a year ago. So I started playing Spider-Man! WOO! (SPIDER-MAN vs GOKU! and SPIDER-MAN vs GOKU 2! Check The D-L).

So I’m web slinging and next to the PlayStation is a Nintendo 64 and it has Mario Party 2 on it.

So this little kid next to me is playing Mario Party 2 and all of a sudden I smell something... a bad something... I look down to my left and the kid crapped his pants!

It was running down his leg.
It was terrible.

But at the same time I thought to myself, “Mario Party 2 must be a hell of a game if it makes you crap your pants.” Everyone should go out and buy it just for that reason.

Remember, N64 can support up to 4 players.

Make it a whole night of Mario Party 2.


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