Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) Review



Eddie Murphy standing with a bear and other animals from Doctor Dolittle 2.

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Thing one

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On Saturday, DJ Hadoken, DJ Wang, DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon, Super Fly the Wise Guy, another Poss member, and myself went to the lamester local shopping mall.

I say, we didn’t enjoy the place.

The food sucked, the movies stink, and we weren’t exactly in a friendly atmosphere.

We went there to see Dr. Dolittle 2.

Super Fly the Wise Guy got lucky because he got a call from his girlfriend and had to go, but not before he bought some nachos with cheese.

He is one hell of a guy to miss a really bad movie. The first Dr. Dolittle was better, but obviously, it’s intended for a younger audience.

I say, if the movie was intended for people ABOVE the age of 13, then there would be blood, cursing, and that bear would die!

I hate that bear. Grr, I say. GRR!

After we wasted an hour and a half watching such a lamester movie, we went walking around the mall.

Thing Three

I must say, we saw some really strange behavior. Well, most of it was caused by us. But we didn’t do anything half as bad as what we observed.

First, there was the rendezvous at the KB Toy Store.

We were playing with Boa Feathers and Fireman Hats and Humping Plush Dogs and just about everything else! We even saw this creepy toy of a parrot that changes eye color from green to red. Now that’s a toy that’ll freak out your children for AGES!

After we played with some more toys and after I flipped over a Clifford plush toy onto its back, we decided to head to the food court.

On our way there we went into another store, Stop ’n’ Save. There, we played with the new Game Boy Advance. I say, that thing is cool. It had Super Mario Advance (Super Mario Bros. 2) in it. And I enjoyed that game.

And then I proceeded to buy two Pokémon booster packs. Why? I say, how can you NOT buy booster packs at $.99 each?!

We left the store and headed to the food court, but not before we entered the bathrooms! This is where the REALLY weird stuff happened... Not THAT kind of weird stuff! Lamesters.

Anyways, while we waited outside for one of our Poss members to finish their duties, a man walked into the bathroom, but not before he asked us if we wanted to go in with him! O.o Strange indeed.

After that, we went into the "family" bathroom where we found 6" high toilet seats.

I’m wondering, what would happen if a guy REALLY needed to go, but all the toilets are being used except for the little ones? Strange. Strange, indeed.

After we ran away from the bathrooms, we walked through the food court, and then past the food court, then went back to the food court because we remembered that we were hungry.

So we bought $20 pretzels and ate them. They were okay, considering that I didn’t buy one! Yeah, I’m cheap. So what?

After we ate, we decided to call it a day and go home.

While we were walking towards our destination, we came across an open box of cake. Fully intact and everything. We assumed that it was either a bomb or it was poisoned.

We laughed at the fact that there was a security guard right there who didn’t even notice it.

Hehe, we laugh at the mall’s blind Hulk Smash-like security guards.

Then we left.

That’s about it, I guess.

Stay tuned for more updates by the RIA crew!

That is all.


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